Author Archives: Ethan Holmes

About Ethan Holmes

Ethan Holmes currently resides in Northern Arizona and he is the author of six published books; Earth’s Blood, The Keystone, A Multi-Pack of Brain Flakes, Shorts and Other Laundry, Live Your Life In A Crap Free Zone and his latest, Water. When he is not writing Ethan is also a professional freelance nature photographer.

A Return To Paperbacks

As an author, I’m making a return to paperbacks. Not that I ever left. Back in May of last year, I wrote a blog titled The Death of Ebooks. Sales of ebooks have dropped significantly as device owners change the … Continue reading

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Ten Things That Burn My Biscuits

I have ten things that burn my biscuits. Actually, I lied. (You’re supposed to lie on the Internet, aren’t you? It’s the Internet.) I have way more than ten things that burn my biscuits. I’m going to limit it to … Continue reading

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Thankful on Thanksgiving

I’m thankful on Thanksgiving. Hell, I’m thankful on any day I wake up and see I’m still alive. I don’t really need a particular day to be grateful for some very simple things. For instance, I’m grateful that I have … Continue reading

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WATER IS ON SALE!

Water is on sale! Hurry before it runs out! I’m sorry, I just had to write that. Yes, the pun was intended. You see, I don’t usually put my books ‘on sale’. Nevertheless, we may write it off to idea … Continue reading

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Ethan Holmes Shows His Junk

Ethan Holmes shows his junk, finally. Yep, I’m putting it out there. Lord have mercy on my soul, hide the women and kids, call the movie censors and tell your grandma to turn her head. No peeking. If you have … Continue reading

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The Death of Ebooks

You may not know it, yet we are witnessing the death of ebooks. Now, allow me to clarify. I don’t mean you will never see another ebook written, published or sold. I simply see it as a ruined and short-lived … Continue reading

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Water by Ethan Holmes

This is Water by Ethan Holmes. Well, that’s me of course. I wrote Water last year. I stopped writing two other novels to write this novel. At the time, a rather nagging little voice deep inside my head kept telling … Continue reading

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Ethan Holmes Reads A Short Story

Ethan Holmes reads a short story. This is an audio version of  ‘Have Some Milk and Cookies’, a short story about three young middle school boys and how they go about dealing with an older bully. Billy, Frankie and Dennis … Continue reading

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It’s Spring and I’m Molting

It’s spring and I’m molting…I think. At least that’s what I’m attributing all the itching to unless it’s the simple fact that I finally get to molt my sweat suit off. I feel like this reindeer looks. Photo by Valerie … Continue reading

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NAKED FOR NOTORIETY

I’m going to go naked for notoriety! I finally figured out what to do. It was an epiphany immediately after being duct-taped to a sagging lawn chair and forced to watch a ten hour slide show of a multitude of … Continue reading

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