Author Archives: Ethan Holmes

About Ethan Holmes

Ethan Holmes currently resides in Northern Arizona and he is the author of seven published books; Earth's Blood, The Keystone, A Multi-Pack of Brain Flakes, Shorts and Other Laundry, Live Your Life In A Crap Free Zone, Water. and his new novella, The Town of Perfect. When he is not writing Ethan is also a professional freelance nature photographer.

Daniel and the Mall by Ethan Holmes

Daniel and the Mall by Ethan Holmes is a short story exhibiting society’s burgeoning addiction to their cell phones. It’s also an entertaining story demonstrating how easy it is to cause chaos and panic, even if you’re an unarmed and … Continue reading

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A Lonely, Lonely Man

A Lonely, Lonely Man By Ethan Holmes He sets his head upon the pillow, as he has done many thousands of nights before, embraced only by the confined dark of the room, wrapped solely in the silence that comes with … Continue reading

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Water Shortages, Rain Doesn’t Fix It

Water is the single most precious resource on the planet, not oil. A couple of days of rain doesn’t mean there’s water and the global shortages are all gone. Humans tend to be short-sighted like that. Bring on a nice … Continue reading

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A Return To Paperbacks

As an author, I’m making a return to paperbacks. Not that I ever left. Back in May of last year, I wrote a blog titled The Death of Ebooks. Sales of ebooks have dropped significantly as device owners change the … Continue reading

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Ten Things That Burn My Biscuits

I have ten things that burn my biscuits. Actually, I lied. (You’re supposed to lie on the Internet, aren’t you? It’s the Internet.) I have way more than ten things that burn my biscuits. I’m going to limit it to … Continue reading

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Thankful on Thanksgiving

I’m thankful on Thanksgiving. Hell, I’m thankful on any day I wake up and see I’m still alive. I don’t really need a particular day to be grateful for some very simple things. For instance, I’m grateful that I have … Continue reading

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WATER IS ON SALE!

Water is on sale! Hurry before it runs out! I’m sorry, I just had to write that. Yes, the pun was intended. You see, I don’t usually put my books ‘on sale’. Nevertheless, we may write it off to idea … Continue reading

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Ethan Holmes Shows His Junk

Ethan Holmes shows his junk, finally. Yep, I’m putting it out there. Lord have mercy on my soul, hide the women and kids, call the movie censors and tell your grandma to turn her head. No peeking. If you have … Continue reading

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The Death of Ebooks

You may not know it, yet we are witnessing the death of ebooks. Now, allow me to clarify. I don’t mean you will never see another ebook written, published or sold. I simply see it as a ruined and short-lived … Continue reading

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Water by Ethan Holmes

This is Water by Ethan Holmes. Well, that’s me of course. I wrote Water last year. I stopped writing two other novels to write this novel. At the time, a rather nagging little voice deep inside my head kept telling … Continue reading

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