I’m compiling a list of book titles that may never be published. Yes, it’s a slow day and one of those periods where, if allowed, my brain wanders into previously unexplored territory, mainly because the leash fell off.
My possibly unfinished, ever-expanding list of book titles that may never be published;
- Forty Ways to Sharpen an Axe, Lizzie Borden
- How to Win Friends and Influence Women, Charlie Brown
- Decorating Your Prison Cell, Martha Stewart
- How to Make Billions With a Bug-filled Product, Bill Gates
- Working on a Top Ten Arrest Record, Justin Bieber
- Twerk Your Way to Stardom, Miley Cyrus
- Kansas Sucks, Dorothy Gale
- My Favorite Recipes, Jeffrey Dahmer
- Inventing a Better Wheel, Zlog & Glog
- Terminating Your Marriage, Arnold Schwarzenneger
- How to Scare the Beejeezus Out of The Public, Orson Welles
- Being Dick Cheney, George Bush
- It’s a Beautiful Day in Afghanistan, Mr. Rogers
- Buy Health Insurance, Or Else!, B. Obama
- Twenty Ways to Look Good in Cold Cuts, Lady Gaga
- How to Vacation in Italy, Attila the Hun
- “Bitches Be Crazy”, Sheldon Cooper
- Overcoming Mental Illness, Caligula
- The Shortest Route to Getting Lost, Christopher Columbus
- Exciting Experiments in Electrocution, Benjamin Franklin
- Please Leave a Message, Thomas Edison
- How to Take Over the World, Adolph Hitler
- Ten Steps and Three Car Crashes to Rehab, Lindsey Lohan
Ethan Holmes is the author of five book titles including Earth’s Blood, The Keystone, Shorts and Other Laundry, A Multi-Pack of Brain Flakes and Live Your Life In A Crap Free Zone.
Don’t forget to pick up your ‘no strings attached’ free copy of Ethan Holmes’ ‘best of’ collection of short stories, Shorts and Other Laundry, at Amazon, Smashwords, Itunes and most of the other ebook outlets. Reviews are welcome.
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