Book Titles That May Never Be Published

I’m compiling a list of book titles that may never be published. Yes, it’s a slow day and one of those periods where, if allowed, my brain wanders into previously unexplored territory, mainly because the leash fell off.

ethan holmes brainMy possibly unfinished, ever-expanding list of book titles that may never be published;

  1. Forty Ways to Sharpen an Axe, Lizzie Borden
  2. How to Win Friends and Influence Women, Charlie Brown
  3. Decorating Your Prison Cell, Martha Stewart
  4. How to Make Billions With a Bug-filled Product, Bill Gates
  5. Working on a Top Ten Arrest Record, Justin Bieber
  6. Twerk Your Way to Stardom, Miley Cyrus
  7. Kansas Sucks, Dorothy Gale
  8. My Favorite Recipes, Jeffrey Dahmer
  9. Inventing a Better Wheel, Zlog & Glog
  10. Terminating Your Marriage, Arnold Schwarzenneger
  11. How to Scare the Beejeezus Out of The Public, Orson Welles
  12. Being Dick Cheney, George Bush
  13. It’s a Beautiful Day in Afghanistan, Mr. Rogers
  14. Buy Health Insurance, Or Else!, B. Obama
  15. Twenty Ways to Look Good in Cold Cuts, Lady Gaga
  16. How to Vacation in Italy, Attila the Hun
  17. “Bitches Be Crazy”, Sheldon Cooper
  18. Overcoming Mental Illness, Caligula
  19. The Shortest Route to Getting Lost, Christopher Columbus
  20. Exciting Experiments in Electrocution, Benjamin Franklin
  21. Please Leave a Message, Thomas Edison
  22. How to Take Over the World, Adolph Hitler
  23. Ten Steps and Three Car Crashes to Rehab, Lindsey Lohan

Ethan Holmes is the author of five book titles including Earth’s Blood, The Keystone, Shorts and Other Laundry, A Multi-Pack of Brain Flakes and Live Your Life In A Crap Free Zone.

Don’t forget to pick up your ‘no strings attached’ free copy of Ethan Holmes’ ‘best of’ collection of short stories, Shorts and Other Laundry, at Amazon, Smashwords, Itunes and most of the other ebook outlets. Reviews are welcome.

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About Ethan Holmes

Ethan Holmes currently resides in Northern Arizona and he is the author of seven published books; Earth's Blood, The Keystone, A Multi-Pack of Brain Flakes, Shorts and Other Laundry, Live Your Life In A Crap Free Zone, Water. and his new novella, The Town of Perfect. When he is not writing Ethan is also a professional freelance nature photographer.
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