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Ethan Holmes Offers Advice What To Do With Leftover Thanksgiving Turkey
Ethan Holmes Offers Advice on What To Do With Leftover Thanksgiving Turkey An archived dry witted seasonal blog post from author Ethan Holmes. Ethan Holmes Advice About Leftover Thanksgiving Turkey
This Blog is Free of Side Effects
This blog is absolutely free of side effects! Please consult your doctor, psychiatrist and therapist before reading this blog as it may or may not alter your thinking. Do not read this blog if you had french toast this morning, … Continue reading
Ethan Holmes and The Death of Customer Service
Please press one if you’d like to continue reading this blog. Please press two if you’d like someone to read it to you. Please press three if you forgot why you’re here. Please press four if you are never going … Continue reading
The Tao of Success, Part 5; At This Moment
You’re driving to work one morning and you see a motorist standing by his disabled car on the shoulder of the road, kicking his flat tire and screaming at the car and his cell phone. His anger and frustration are … Continue reading
The Tao of Success, Part 4; Choose
“Alice came to a fork in the road. ‘Which road do I take?’ she asked. ‘Where do you want to go?’ responded the Cheshire Cat. ‘I don’t know,’ Alice answered. ‘Then,’ said the Cat, ‘it doesn’t matter.” ― Lewis Carroll, … Continue reading
The Tao of Success, Part 3; Patience
The mulberry tree grows and upon it grows the mulberry leaf. The mulberry leaf is consumed by the silkworm. The silkworm then spins silk. “With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. With time and patience the mulberry leaf … Continue reading
The Tao of Success, Part 2; Stop Saying ‘I Want’
It’s one of the first phrases we ever learn to say. We start saying it almost as soon as we are able to speak anything resembling a language; I want. I want my toy, I want a bottle, I want … Continue reading
The Tao of Success, Part 1; Remove The Boulders
First and foremost one must define success, each on their own terms. Is it the procurement of money? Is it simply to be known, as in famous? Is it to be acknowledged as a good writer? Perhaps it is as … Continue reading
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