Tag Archives: Live Your Life in a Crap Free Zone
Ethan Holmes, Rambling Man
I was thinking the other day. I do that on occasion. Then I seem to take a few days off. Does an onion cry when you cut it? Does broccoli scream when you put it in the steamer? Are you … Continue reading
Ethan Holmes and The Death of Customer Service
Please press one if you’d like to continue reading this blog. Please press two if you’d like someone to read it to you. Please press three if you forgot why you’re here. Please press four if you are never going … Continue reading
Scared is Scared of Things You Like
It is amazing to me how things come into my life every once in a while if I just ‘allow’ them. Remember the old saying; “out of the mouths of babes”? I finished and published my latest book recently, Live … Continue reading
Ethan Holmes, The Paperman and Valentine’s Day
Paperman Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. I’ve always had a problem with a holiday that, thanks to media and advertising, contains strong implications that my love for a person is directly proportional to how much of the following I will … Continue reading
An Aversion to Shopping
Ever since I wrote Live Your Life In A Crap Free Zone I’ve discovered I have an aversion to shopping. I know that women who own 127 pair of shoes and men who own every Ipod ever made won’t readily … Continue reading
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