Tag Archives: water
Asking Why, Not Expecting Answers
I’m asking why, not expecting answers. I’m Ethan Holmes. Yes, I’m weird. Yes, I have strange thoughts running through my head. These are things that cross my brain when the traffic in my head slows down. Why does it take … Continue reading
Water Shortages, Rain Doesn’t Fix It
Water is the single most precious resource on the planet, not oil. A couple of days of rain doesn’t mean there’s water and the global shortages are all gone. Humans tend to be short-sighted like that. Bring on a nice … Continue reading
Ten Things That Burn My Biscuits
I have ten things that burn my biscuits. Actually, I lied. (You’re supposed to lie on the Internet, aren’t you? It’s the Internet.) I have way more than ten things that burn my biscuits. I’m going to limit it to … Continue reading
WATER IS ON SALE!
Water is on sale! Hurry before it runs out! I’m sorry, I just had to write that. Yes, the pun was intended. You see, I don’t usually put my books ‘on sale’. Nevertheless, we may write it off to idea … Continue reading
Water by Ethan Holmes
This is Water by Ethan Holmes. Well, that’s me of course. I wrote Water last year. I stopped writing two other novels to write this novel. At the time, a rather nagging little voice deep inside my head kept telling … Continue reading
It’s Spring and I’m Molting
It’s spring and I’m molting…I think. At least that’s what I’m attributing all the itching to unless it’s the simple fact that I finally get to molt my sweat suit off. I feel like this reindeer looks. Photo by Valerie … Continue reading
NAKED FOR NOTORIETY
I’m going to go naked for notoriety! I finally figured out what to do. It was an epiphany immediately after being duct-taped to a sagging lawn chair and forced to watch a ten hour slide show of a multitude of … Continue reading