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It’s Spring and I’m Molting
It’s spring and I’m molting…I think. At least that’s what I’m attributing all the itching to unless it’s the simple fact that I finally get to molt my sweat suit off. I feel like this reindeer looks. Photo by Valerie … Continue reading
NAKED FOR NOTORIETY
I’m going to go naked for notoriety! I finally figured out what to do. It was an epiphany immediately after being duct-taped to a sagging lawn chair and forced to watch a ten hour slide show of a multitude of … Continue reading
Fast Food Drive Thru Dating
Fast food drive thru dating; it’s an epiphany I had recently after an experience at a local burger joint. I realized the comparisons between going through a fast food drive thru and so-called Internet dating sites are eerily similar. Both … Continue reading
Smartphones Stupid Zombies
Smartphones, Stupid Zombies I have a theory about so-called ‘smartphones’. I think they have to be smart since the people using them appear to be getting more stupid. In fact, in a recent interview with a group of old generation … Continue reading
This Blog is Free of Side Effects
This blog is absolutely free of side effects! Please consult your doctor, psychiatrist and therapist before reading this blog as it may or may not alter your thinking. Do not read this blog if you had french toast this morning, … Continue reading
Water Doesn’t Always Come From A Faucet
Water is not readily available to many people in the world. It’s not always right there at their fingertips. Millions of people have to trek miles on foot and haul water over great distances on a daily basis. Water shortages, … Continue reading
Water
Water. It’s the single most important resource necessary to life on this planet. It ranks right there with sunlight as the two things that would mark the planet Earth as a lifeless, barren rock if we didn’t have both. Water … Continue reading
She is There, by Ethan Holmes
She Is There, a poem by Ethan Holmes. She is there, for deep within my most quiet thoughts I have felt her touch. In times when I am at my loneliest, my most solitary sadness, yes even despair, She is … Continue reading
A Gluten Free Blog
The other day I was in a grocery store and I almost spit my gluten free muffin all over the store shelf. You see, I was looking for some baking powder, you know, the one without the aluminum in it. … Continue reading
Chasing After Stupid
Stupid is what cuts it out there and I suddenly realize I have to go chasing after stupid if I ever hope to realize any substantial success as a writer/author. I used to say that, as a writer, I hoped … Continue reading
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